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Saturday, July 23, 2011
The Hulkverine
No one will ever forget the incredible cataclysmic event that gave birth to the monster known as The Hulkverine. Forged from the combined D.N.A of the Incredible Hulk and Wolverine, this monster is 7'8" tall, and weighs nearly 1400 lbs. The Hulkverine retains partial memories of both Dr. Bruce Banner and the man known as Wolverine. Once created, this creature scoured the earth lonely, angry and confused. He swept through the streets of downtown New York virtually unstopped. He single handedly put 302 policeman, and 46 civilians in the hospital. 15 of them he literally threw into the hospital building. Many heroes tried to stop him but the likes of the Fantastic Four, the X-men, and the Avengers were all defeated and badly wounded at his hands. Some villains, such as the Rhino, made the unfortunate attempt to try and join him. The government offered a $100 million dollar reward to a team comprised of the Juggernaut, Sandman, Abomination, and Doctor Doom to take the Hulkverine down. All four of them were severely pulverized in 7 and a half minutes. After 3 days the monster was finally thwarted by the teaming up of Professor Xavier, Reed Richards, The Hulk, Wolverine and Chuck Norris. Hulk, Chuck and Wolverine battled and distracted the beast until Reed got his suped up brain control device onto the Hulkverine, after which Xavier used his power combined with the machine to put the Hulkverine into a peaceful comatose state of being. Subject: Hulkverine currently resides at SHIELD labs where he is fed a regular IV of Ambien and Benadryl.
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